A WORD FROM AN ANTI-LOBBYIST
Obviously, one simple wish for an anti-lobbyist is that one of the 911
planes takes out the lobby in the Congress building. Beyond
that he would be a lamb in a lobbyists' wolf pack. He'll be an
instant
meal if he makes one sound. The recent overfeast by the wolves,
however, may present a crack to sneak in a word. And here it is.
Besides the lobbyist wolves, all the wolves in sheep skins also must
go. This means all the Congressmen and the Senators, as well as
the jokers in the White House. This is one area America should
outsource to countries that have proven records of good service to the
people. The best sources are the retired leaders from countries
like China and Singapore, where they provide lobbyless
leadership. If that's too anti-lobbying, at least we must replace
the wolves with domesticated kind, like from the academics. This
would take care the future of America, the education of future
generations.
Fractionalization of population, when allowed to vote, must be
avoided. So, democracy must also go. And not having to
defending it anymore would save the tax payers a lot of money.
While at it, throw out the free-lunch idiotogy of freedom. Now,
we can be sure not to have an army to fight for the freedom for other
countries, especially if they only want to be freed from us, like in
Iraq. And
to be very sure that America would finally become
a upright member of the world community, we should put an immediate end
the Christians' crusade around the world. Any religionist still
wanting it out in devotion to his God should be sent to the Mideast,
with an one way ticket.
Ok, I'm only dreaming. So dont you go lobbying for tripling the
military budget just to bury this itty-bitty word.