MONKEY ON MAO'S BACK

There has been a monkey on China's back for the last 200 years. Mao has finally took it upon himself to carry the monkey on his own back. During the Long March, the monkey's pet dogs chased Mao for 25 thousand miles. Then the monkey's student made a mess in China, trying, of all things,  to help China get the monkey off her back. Now rather than just one, Mao has three clonies on his back -- the dog, the student and the monkey.

Lucky for Mao, the student got nuked out by the teacher when trying to outdo the teacher.  And after finally pushing the dogs to an offshore resort island, Mao had to face the monkey himself head on in Korea and Vietnam. He finally outlasted the monkey's patience through querilla warfare and by keeping the country in a state of constant vigil for future harassments by the monkey.  The potential military threats from the monkey required China to beat her plowshades into swords.  He called his programs the Great Leap Forward and Cultural Revolution. These do-or-die programs were mistaken as economic development plans, making a lot of people unappreciative of the associated sufferings. But they finally achieved their purpose in get the monkey off China's back, making the sufferings all worthwhile. 

At Tzung Tse Tong's initiative, a little ping-pong ball cracked open the nuclear fence around gorilla land.  Although all the clueless Chinese diplomats rejected the initiative, to Mao this is the reason he refused to die earlier.  He was waiting for this appology from the monkey for staying so long on China's back.  He made absolutely sure that the monkey understand perfectly that China was ready to fight another war, no matter the cost.  He knew he is the only person who can do this.  He finally made the monkey give in and jump off China's back. And the rest is history.


Stalin had a godzilla on his back.  So dont chew him up too bad.

But all the time this struggle is going on, the greatest sacrifice Mao asked China to suffer through is when he put China's traditional cultural values on hold.  He even started to trash the Chinese language itself, which forms the basis of the culture.  Chinese all should realize that these desperate measures are only used to counter the monkey's harassment.   Now monkey's gone, China must revive its culture.

But the monkey is still on Korea's and Japan's backs. The terrorama in Iraq presents a good opportunity to get it off their backs, too.  This would allow them to reactivate the millineum effort of Asian unification under the common Asian values, like what had happened with the Mongolians and the Manchurians.  The world is counting on a new traditional Asia to lead us out of the doomsday quagmire created by the West.

The following are some conventional measures taken by both sides.  Some of the muddle-headed approaches on both sides and their potential to make the monkey a permanent fixture on China's back underscores the indispensible contribution Mao made to China.

What did Mao say about US after the Korean war?
"American imperialists are very arrogant, they are very unreasonable whenever they can get away with it, if they became a little bit reasonable, it was because they had no other choice."

On June 1950, Eisenhower met with Collins, Haislip, Ridgway, Ike suggested use of two atomic bombs in the Korea area.

In July 1950, MacArthur suggested plan to use atomic bombs to 'isolate the battle fields". [From Hastings]

On November 30 1950, President Truman said in a press conference: "There had always been active consideration of its[Atomic Bomb's] use...".

On December 24 1950, MacArthur submitted a list of 'retaliation targets' in China and North Korea, requiring 26 atomic bombs.

In January 1953, US tested its first tactical nuclear weapon, and the JCS considered its use "against military targets affecting operations in Korea."

In February 1953, in a NSC meeting, President Eisenhower suggested the Kaesong area of North Korea as an appropriate demonstration ground for a tactical nuclear bomb--it "provided a good target for this type of weapon".

On May 19 1953, the Joint Chiefs recommended direct air and naval operations against China, including the use of nuclear weapons. The National Security Council endorsed the JCS recommendation the next day. Dulles, the Secretary of State was visiting India and told Nehru to deliver a message to Zhou Enlai: if peace was not speedily attained, the United States would begin to bomb north of Yalu, and US had recently tested atomic shells.

As a side question, did US threaten China with nukes after the Korean war?
Yes. US threatened China with nuclear weapons again in 1959.

From recently declassified documents, President Kennedy considered using nukes to bomb Chinese nuclear facilities in early 1960s , when China was on the verge of exploding its own bomb, but JFK was assassinated and the plan was dropped by President Johnson.

In 1964, China exploded its first A-Bomb, 30 months later, in 1967, it exploded its first H-Bomb, since then, China has developed a variety of strategic and tactical weapons, China also produced missiles of various ranges, initially targeting US bases at Japan and Philippines, and eventually the North America continent.

Mao also said:"We must have nuclear submarines even if this would take us ten thousand years". China tested its nuclear subs in early 1970s and tested SLBMs later. The exact size of PLA nuclear stockpile is unknown, but reasonable estimate put it in the range of 2000-4000 warheads.

In March 1996, PLA conducted an exercise in the Taiwan Straits, President Clinton sent two carriers to the straits, PLA responded by dispatching its nuclear attack submarines and the US fleet stayed 300 nautical miles off Taiwan, in the meantime, PLA SAF (Secondary Artillery Force) conducted exercise to retaliate against enemy strategic strikes, PLA Vice Chief of Staff, Gen. Xiong Guangkai reportedly hinted that US cares more about LA than Taiwan.


1.9 DEATH OF A FORUM

1.10 DEMOBCRAZY

1.11 FREAKDOOM

1.12 100 CHINESE CHARACTERS

1.13 ORDERING CRITERIA FOR CHINESE CHARACTERS

1.14 SIX NATION CONFERENCE ON N.KOREA

1.15 ALTERNATE FUTURE

1.16 AMERICAN PACIFIC BLUNDER

1.17 AMERICAN PSYCHE

1.18 AMERICA NEEDS TO BE REDISCOVERED

1.19 AMERICA'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION

1.20 AN ANTI-LOBBYIST VIEW

1.21 BARBARIANS ARE CRYING "BARBARIAN'S COMIN

1.22 CHINESE CHARACTERS, GREATEST TREASURE OF

1.23 CHINA,JAPAN,AMERICA-GOOD,BAD,UGLY

1.24 BOTH CHINA & JAPAN NEED TO CLEAN HOUSE

1.25 WHY CHINESE ARE SO MAD

1.26 A TRUE CHINESE PHILOSOPHER

1.27 CHINA PLAN

1.28 CHINA'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION

1.29 CHINA'S THE STANDARD

1.30 DEATH MAKES LIFE

1.31 DEMOCRACY NEEDS CIVIL WAR

1.32 DEMOCRACY OR DEMOBCRAZY?

1.33 DOOMSDAY ROLE MODELS

1.34 EAST VS. WEST

1.35 ENGLISH CONNECTION

1.36 DEATH OF A FORUM

1.37 FREEDOM OR FREAKDOOM?

1.38 GENDER RIVALRY

1.39 NEED OF GOD IS TEMPORARY

1.40 HISTORY REVISITED, EASTERN PERSPECTIVE

1.41 HOLLOWING OF CHINESE CHARACTERS

1.42 EQUALITY OR ILLQUALIT

1.43 IMAGINE, BY JOHN LENON

1.44 IRONY OF AMERICA

1.45 JAPS AND JAPANESE

1.46 JAPAN'S SALVATION

1.47 JEWISH ARE CHOSEN TO CHOOSE

1.48 KEY TO TECHNOLOGY FOR CHINA

1.49 PROBLEM WITH LANGUAGE IN CHINA

1.50 LANGUAGE REFORM IN CHINA

1.51 LGK, A EASTJOURNEYMAN

1.52 LEE DAN WHEY, MEIJI, SUN YAT SEN

1.53 LEVELLING THE PLAYING FIELD

1.54 LGK VS JOE

1.55 LOTUS OF A NATION

1.56 MONKEY ON MAO'S BACK

1.57 MISSING LINK TO CHINA'S FUTURE

1.58 MUSLIMS, THERE IS LIFE AFTER GOD

1.59 ME AND MY AMERICA

1.60 BE A NEW MAN

1.61 NUCLEAR WAR BY AMERICA

1.62 THE OLD CENTER THAT IS CHINA

1.63 OPEN COMPUTING

1.64 PEE FOR ME, BUSH

1.65 PINGPONG DIPLOMACY

1.66 AMERICA PINGPONG REVOLUTION

1.67 PLAN FOR CHINA

1.68 PLAGIARISM CAN GET US OUT OF DARK AGE

1.69 NO ROOM FOR POLITICIANS IN CHINA

1.70 PONGFU FOCUS

1.71 A CRAZY PONGFOOL

1.72 CRAZY PONGWU DANCE

1.73 PONGFU STROKES DEVELOPMENT

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