What am I going to do with my America?

Many forumites replied to my outrageously truthful posts with the remark: "What am I going to do with you, Joey?"  Well, it's really not me.  But rather: "What am I going to do with my America?"

When my father took me to Japan when I'm little, I didnt like it at all.  So, after an nonstop nagging, he sent my little brother and I back to China all by ourselves.  But after a few years later during the Korean War, he took the whole family to America.  This time I figured that it was too far to go back.  Besides, I noticed the prosperity that I once enjoyed in Shanghai seemed to have been transplanted to San Francisco.  Also, noticing the fighting in Asia, I thought my father had made a good choice to move safely inside the world's largest arsenal, rather than stay dangerously outside of it.

To me America is kind like a girl that my father has prearranged for me to marry.  She's beautiful outside, but ugly inside.  Everyone would want her, but not like her.  Scheming and bullying her way to the top of the heap of power, fame and fortune, she became my liability to salvage.  But her Anglo daddy simply wont let anyone criticize his perfect little princess.  I am powerless except to brood that she's beyond redemption, after spending most of my life trying.  She's simply too faithful to her own brand of faiths in democracy, freedom and Christianity. 

Let's count her faithful ways:

1. by far world's largest arsenel and arms merchant
2. military bases all around the world, and strategically positioned in the Mideast and Asian Pacific
3. warmongering mob rule by way of demobcrazy and freakdoom
4. God-guiding and communism-phobic, bullying diplomacy
5. anti-family, scum culture of guns, gays, drugs and multi-generation fatherless families
6. seamless propaganda machine to mob'lize weak minds and lost souls of the world
7. conspiracy to sterilize bluebloods via sexual thrills and material pleasures in their abilities to raise a family
8. most heavily funded global smearing campaign and largest rumor mill in history
9. largest herd of running dogs, many in high positions in foreign governments and in jails in China
10. making such a big stink on the Internet forums that it embarrasses a lot of own countrymen

Once, when a neighbor on a nearby island tried to set up a military base, she was willing to risk mutual-annihilation, nuclear war to stop that.  So, how come she cant tell how others feel when she sets up military bases in their backyards?  And another time she mourned ever so sadly over an assassination of a young president.  But just a while ago before his death, this very president ordered an assasination attempt on another country's president.  What's that they say about: dont do to others...? 

So, she lives in a universe where everyone is expendable but her.  I should, but couldnt, leave her either, because, in Chinese tradition in a separation, the woman has to leave the house, not the man.  Now I could only wish she wont die of her AIDS at a tender young age.

In short, there is nothing you can do to me either, for I have a serious problem at home.



                                                 


1.5 CHINA,JAPAN,AMERICA.GOOD,BAD,UGLY

1.6 RACIAL DISCRIMINATION OR CULTURAL CLASH

1.7 NO ROOM FOR POLITICS IN CHINA

1.8 MONKEY ON MAO'S BACK

1.9 DEATH OF A FORUM

1.10 DEMOBCRAZY

1.11 FREAKDOOM

1.12 100 CHINESE CHARACTERS

1.13 ORDERING CRITERIA FOR CHINESE CHARACTERS

1.14 SIX NATION CONFERENCE ON N.KOREA

1.15 ALTERNATE FUTURE

1.16 AMERICAN PACIFIC BLUNDER

1.17 AMERICAN PSYCHE

1.18 AMERICA NEEDS TO BE REDISCOVERED

1.19 AMERICA'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION

1.20 AN ANTI-LOBBYIST VIEW

1.21 BARBARIANS ARE CRYING "BARBARIAN'S COMIN

1.22 CHINESE CHARACTERS, GREATEST TREASURE OF

1.23 CHINA,JAPAN,AMERICA-GOOD,BAD,UGLY

1.24 BOTH CHINA & JAPAN NEED TO CLEAN HOUSE

1.25 WHY CHINESE ARE SO MAD

1.26 A TRUE CHINESE PHILOSOPHER

1.27 CHINA PLAN

1.28 CHINA'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION

1.29 CHINA'S THE STANDARD

1.30 DEATH MAKES LIFE

1.31 DEMOCRACY NEEDS CIVIL WAR

1.32 DEMOCRACY OR DEMOBCRAZY?

1.33 DOOMSDAY ROLE MODELS

1.34 EAST VS. WEST

1.35 ENGLISH CONNECTION

1.36 DEATH OF A FORUM

1.37 FREEDOM OR FREAKDOOM?

1.38 GENDER RIVALRY

1.39 NEED OF GOD IS TEMPORARY

1.40 HISTORY REVISITED, EASTERN PERSPECTIVE

1.41 HOLLOWING OF CHINESE CHARACTERS

1.42 EQUALITY OR ILLQUALIT

1.43 IMAGINE, BY JOHN LENON

1.44 IRONY OF AMERICA

1.45 JAPS AND JAPANESE

1.46 JAPAN'S SALVATION

1.47 JEWISH ARE CHOSEN TO CHOOSE

1.48 KEY TO TECHNOLOGY FOR CHINA

1.49 PROBLEM WITH LANGUAGE IN CHINA

1.50 LANGUAGE REFORM IN CHINA

1.51 LGK, A EASTJOURNEYMAN

1.52 LEE DAN WHEY, MEIJI, SUN YAT SEN

1.53 LEVELLING THE PLAYING FIELD

1.54 LGK VS JOE

1.55 LOTUS OF A NATION

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1.4 BE A NEW MAN

1.5 NUCLEAR WAR BY AMERICA

1.6 THE OLD CENTER THAT IS CHINA

1.7 OPEN COMPUTING

1.8 PEE FOR ME, BUSH

1.9 PINGPONG DIPLOMACY

1.10 AMERICA PINGPONG REVOLUTION

1.11 PLAN FOR CHINA

1.12 PLAGIARISM CAN GET US OUT OF DARK AGE

1.13 NO ROOM FOR POLITICIANS IN CHINA

1.14 PONGFU FOCUS

1.15 A CRAZY PONGFOOL

1.16 CRAZY PONGWU DANCE

1.17 PONGFU STROKES DEVELOPMENT

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