ALL MOTHER NATURE'S CHILDREN
 
After my routine night pongfu session, as I walked down the stairway to the living room, I saw a long-legged, small-body spider rushing to hide himself below the protrusion of the top step.  Since any spider found in the house gets the capital punishment as far as my wife and Cody, our schnauzer, go, I needed to chase him pass the doorway for three feet to get him out of the house.

But the spider would only hide deeper into the crevice when I tried to wave him to move toward the door.  So I took a 3-foot long stick and physically push him out the hiding.  But he still tried to hide from one spot to another, trying best not to expose himself in the open.  When I tried harder, he simply moved away from the door and down to the next step.  It seemed that he knew that inside the house is where he wanted to be and the stick is enemy, since it kept coming after him.  Whenever I got him cornered, he would only climb over the stick and run away from it as it chased him.

So I used a little patience and put the stick close to him in a way that he would eventually move toward the stick.  And at that moment, I would actually move the stick away instead of toward him.  Sure enough the spider landed on the stick long enough for me to carry him toward the door.  But it didnt take long for him to figure out that he was loosing ground to me.  So he jumped off the stick midway before we reached the door.  This time I got a little rough in cornering him, causing him to be scared enough to submit himself a little more readily to the stick. 

As he got on the stick and I just about carried him out the door, he made a last very spidy thing.  He must figured if he drop down in the midair with a spider thread, then I would not be able to reach him with the stick.  He had me outwitted for a split second, until I raised the stick faster than he could do the threading down trick.  The spider got out of the house on a flying trapeze.

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